I’m sure there will be a handful of Reddit threads that will offer their own unique form of congratulations ...

Shut up, Meg.

Fuck, you’re insufferable.

I don’t want to understand your point of view because it is the POV of an asshole. And that was perfectly exemplified in this line:

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

Those polls are meaningless you stupid fuck. How about we spend our time blaming the people who voted for a fascist, instead of pilling on Hillary for not being hip enough. The DNC didn’t nominate her all by its self, way more people voted for her in the primarys. So she won the nomination, that’s how it works. Also,…

They don’t even ask for lube...

I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.

Twitter is going to destroy us all.

Listen Without Prejudice is a damned good album:

If she lives to 100 she gets to send herself a letter..

don’t tell me how to live my life, bro

This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.

This is like when you pay a homeless guy $5 to sweep your stoop even though it doesn’t need sweeping.

My, that’s some extreme economic anxiety!

Someone on Jez said this and I love it. They voted for feels not for reals.

Absolutely. They voted for a cult of personality, not an agenda. That’s why, as all of use screamed from the rooftops about our concerns about his agenda, the response was pretty much always re: personality (i.e., I don’t like her, she’s shrill, whatever) or event (i..e, Benghazi, emails) related. I honestly have no…

You know what, fuck these people. There’s no excuse to be naive or to just now realize that Trump and Pence are horrible people. Damn near every celebrity, just about every newspaper not published by the KKK, politicians, pundits, and public policy thinkers of all political stripes - just about everyone tried to…

“The guy I voted for, I’d be disappointed if he signed it. He’s making sure the Congress is on his side, but he doesn’t care about all us people who voted for him.”