the top 5 markets for renters are places where no one wants to live

Hmmm more like 2nd or 3rd best :D

6 and 7 are the best! :D But 8 does have the best ending.

You forget the most import flaw of the MacBook: It has one fucking USB-C that doubles as a charger and needs adapters.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Said no non-U2 fan ever

*throws his stupid two screens out the window*

This is actually really good for beer bottles, and my tulip glasses.

Well, yeah. Just like the sports feeds are useless if you don't like sports, or the stock feeds are useless if you're not an investor, etc. Not everything is useful for everyone. But for those of us who don't live in Mayberry, this might be of some value.

No, the number shall be three, no more, no less. One and two will only be allowed while counting to three. Four is a no go. FIVE IS OUT OF QUESTION.

a speed freak you say?

"This is where the weed-burning mission will take place"