Here's an idea: an app which could crawl for interesting content topics on Gizmodo without actually generating a page click by which Gizmodo gets paid, and then could use that unpaid for content information to find another website which would show me the exact same information I could have just page viewed on Gizmodo.…

Thank you, white person, for your definitive take on "what blacks should be offended by" and "whats not racist and what is". We black folks appreciate you superior peoples explaining it to us. After all, your demographic is the only one 'credible' to tell us whats racist and what isnt.

Am I the only one who thinks that Erin Andrews didn't look one bit afraid? MAYBE a little shocked, but not frightened. That didn't even cross my mind until I heard Michael Strahan said something - condescendingly, if you ask me - to the effect of "Wow, you scared scared Erin a little bit there Richard." Which is just…

Wah, I'm being forced to think about how the wider world is influencing my tiny corner of interests.

I don't remember any discussions of Jim Harbaugh's "sportsmanship and character" after any of his tantrums...

Congratulations, you and pretty much everyone else who knew the release date of Amazing Spider-Man 2.

I feel as if cases like this, whether Mangum was raped or not, and whether she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense or not, it helps us talk about what it means to be a victim of a crime.

Hate to break the news to you, but NES's are famous for having bad 72 pin connectors these days. So your comment isn't exactly valid.

WELL-MEANING FRIEND: Oh my god, M.A., what happened to your face?

ROSKO: I fell on the ice.

WMF: It's Mike, isn't it? I knew he was trouble.

ROSKO: No, seriously, I fell on the ice. I was on assignment at the new ice rink…

WMF: Stop it, M.A. Stop defending him. You can do better than him.

ROSKO: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU…

Might as well shoot myself in the foot and get medical attention if it becomes a problem.

Oh so this is where they will house their "consultants" right? Their "headquarters" are in Ireland people!

All that white would make me nauseous, and I'm not just talking about their demographic.

So... I'm the only one who thinks he's obnoxious?

I didn't know it was Owen Hart appreciation night

Holy shit, the announcer makes it funnier by like two orders of magnitude.

Ugh, I'm a terrible person because that GIF had me laughing so hard my sides hurt. In fact, I kind of can't stop watching it and giggling.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.