Might as well shoot myself in the foot and get medical attention if it becomes a problem.

So... I'm the only one who thinks he's obnoxious?

I didn't know it was Owen Hart appreciation night

Holy shit, the announcer makes it funnier by like two orders of magnitude.

Ugh, I'm a terrible person because that GIF had me laughing so hard my sides hurt. In fact, I kind of can't stop watching it and giggling.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

He competed for the 2006 U.S. Paralympic team in slalom and giant slalom, and has also made the roster for the U.S. amputee soccer team.

And the guy is a natural on the Foosball table.

No no no. Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

you are correct, sir!

[Touches envelope to forehead]

"thanks for visiting me at my place! Do you need to use the toilet?"

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Signaling theory. Shows to shareholders that top management is willing to make a significant change in order to reorient the strategy. Simply having a guy who bumbled his way through what should have been a straightforward launch change the message wouldn't be enough.

Thanks, guys. It is so gross. I know how the internet works but when it's someone you know and someone who has lost EVERY possession of her family's, it just makes me rage when they focus on this sort of nonsense bullying.

She looks like a lovely, well-spoken, intelligent, and quick-thinking woman who just saved her baby's life, and her own. I'm not sure what they want from her, this is not a runway show. Hope she takes these comments in stride.

"Umm, uh, I'm Actually Atheist." Classic

Oh wow. It's like a living Tim & Eric sketch.