"Yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"

I met some guy at a conference and we friended each other on Facebook, in person. He then proceeded to scroll through my Facebook history in front of me, commenting on things. It was creepy. I told him it was weird and he was confused as to why. Keep in mind we are both dudes and presumably he's straight, too. I can't…

Must be some nice commission for the real estate agents involved.

I'd rather encounter this than that killer clown you posted before, so there's that.

Women make up half the world, and we want to help them be more involved in tech.

Please do take a selfie if you are committing a crime, and please do post it to social media. It'll make it easier to find you.

I'm seein' double here! Four DOOMs... on there.

One shall stand; one shall fall.

Oops, definitely *not* as a big a deal to see imagery nowadays, I mean.

The images and videos of the collapsing buildings are so iconic that it's hard to help it. It's definitely as big a deal to see such similar imagery nowadays, but it's hard not to think about it.

Sad, but true. I watched Godzilla this weekend and I kept thinking about the twin towers whenever buildings fell.

What's with the lab outfit? Was he going to cook some meth later that day?

How about this?

Given $500? What, did somebody on the police force lose a bet?

WMF: JESUS CHRIST WOMAN IT'S PRONOUNCED "JIF"

The spaceship idea sounded really interesting to me, but these renderings make it look really sterile. Maybe when it's built it will have some warmth, but right now it looks like an airport.

I've used C++ and have been using Obj-C for about five years now and it's awesome. It's missing namespaces, but other than that it's a joy to use. The message-sending syntax is confusing at first if you're new to it, but can you really claim C++ is intuitive?

The engine starts and the truck drives off after the video cuts.

His mom was my English teacher in High School. When he was starting out she'd tell everyone all about how he was acting in a soap opera. He's certainly come a long way.