There is one on ebay right now for TWO HUNDRED GODDAMN DOLLARS

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

Bitch, you broke into another person’s home and fucking shot him. The only thing that’s ‘reasonable’ here is seeing you put under the jail.

In general, there really isn’t a limit to the amount of information I enjoy reading/watching about Monkey Island.

Pronounce Bay-Gull. 

The GOP knows their base are lazy, easily distracted and can be manipulated like cats following a laser pointer.

Oh girl, black culture owns you. Why would you mention your skin colour? What kind of a sick bigotry-site is this?

Yawn

Let’s all take a brief moment and truly appreciate how ludicrous it is to name something “Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2.”

Seriously. What are they even butt-hurt about? It doesn’t attribute a negative connotation to any of this, it’s just contextualizing how Mainstream American Values™ became Mainstream American Values™.

They shouldn’t have taken shit down. 

No Man’s Sky has an incredible community and Hello Games has done an amazing job making up for their broken promises and underwhelming release.

Another piece of evidence for how important the ACLU is.  Most of us wouldn’t have even thought about the 1st amendment implications here, but they’re pretty clearly correct that this is government sanctioning speech.

Umm, ackshyually, this game is made by baka who don’t know what REAL Nipponese steel even feels like, not like one with an intellect such as that of myself who has studied the way of the blade and the path of the samurai.

TL;DR: vote with your wallet and stop buying their phones.

You...don’t know how this works, do you ? 

You...don’t know how this works, do you ? 

I had friends that wanted to play this at every opportunity back when it was new. The first time was fun, “Oh it’s just dirty Apples to Apples” I said. By the 3rd time you play it and realize the people who like it REALLY like it a little too much, it’s too late.

The Crota strategy

Where was he buried? I got a shovel, you can get an ancestry.com kit. We’ll solve this thing tonight at midnight.