I didn't know I needed this.

The Chrono Cross OST is fucking amazing. People Seized With Life always hits me right in the heartstrings, especially considering where it comes in the plot.

Chrono Cross is one of the most wildly underrated games in the entire history of gaming.

The Zeal theme is my personal favorite.

The diorama section was the hardest part of the bar for me.

Christ you're boring. Fuck off back to the red pill, you upjumped pimple with fingers.

Fuck off back to your misanthropy hole, you cranky bleb of a being.

If you don't get the reference, you psychopath, you should probably lay off the "I know so much" schtick before I twat the fuckery out of you.

You're a boring f**cunt.

Nothing wrong with a fear boner.

The torture scene was the first thing I ever saw re: BSG while flipping through the channels. The show riveted me from that instant onwards. No show was doing anything like BSG when BSG did it.

Add Ben Kingsley and call it "Three Kings"

Hartford is a dump, but there's enclaves of WASPs all around it. Large parts of West Hartford, for example.

YES, EXACTLY! Rory had horrible taste in men, clearly she should have taken that as a sign that she and Paris were meant for each other!

I loved Jackson and Sookie. They were the best. Melissa McCarthy was really, really great in this show.

Argh, Jess annoyed me so much. He wasn't that smart, he wasn't that deep, he was just a jackass. I was so happy when Luke pushed him into the pond when they were walking together.

Rory, you had the worst taste in men. Dean was milquetoast and then awful. Jess was a snotheaded brat who only improved once he lived on the other side of the country. And I notice that no one even mentioned Logan. Ugh. Men like Logan should be hunted for sport, just like their ancestors used to hunt slaves and serfs.

Yeah, I didn't think they were playing white. They were just "positive stereotype rednecks."

I now want to see a superhero fight between Majesty and Nicki Minaj where the ending is Minaj knocking Majesty into orbit with a hip check.

That happens in real life. It's rough when Joe Biden bros down with the guy next to you and leaves you hanging. Fuckin' Diamond Joe.