Joffrey is hilarious. I hope his antics get more an more out of control this season.

I mean, 13 year olds do suck.

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That's got to be a Naked Gun gag.

He just has to pass out in the exact same way!

So now we don't count the direwolves? PETA will be calling shortly.

It'd be funny if the wife hyphenated her name. "My name's Mary Sullivan-Sullivan"

And which song do you hate the most?

Yes! Peter Weir is one of the best directors that nobody talks about. Motherfucking Gallipoli is awesome.

Yeah, what was going on there? Was it staples? Some sort of thread?

What the shit, what happened to the gratuitous knifey-skull logo? Now we just get three forward slashes? Lazy shitbags.

Walt Jr. would shuffle regardless of whether he's a zombie or not.

That last battle was insane, it felt like a video game (first was warehouse level. Then the hammer-boss and bat-boss. Then the Japanese boss) but in a good way. And possibly the best car chase since the Matrix Reloaded.

Saw Noah and The Raid 2. Shit was fucking tight, both movies.

I spend all offseason convincing myself that my Rockies could be interesting this year, and they could not be more effective in disabusing me of that notion. We lost 10 to 1 to the Marlins for fuck's sake!

BJ Upton is toast. Burned, crispy, crumbling toast. Uggla isn't much better. Y'all should be relevant all year, but It's Washington's year I think.

Hard not to read that in the Team America Matt Damon voice.

1. Filet
2. Bone-in filet
3. Ribeye
4. Filet
5. Filet

There is definitely something to the "Feel like a good person after eating X" idea. Every Wednesday there's a food truck at our office that serves the most delightful Hawaiian Chicken meal. I usually eat near to bursting, which would feel awful for most foods, but I just feel contented and wholesome after that meal.…

These guys are rapidly becoming one of my favorite current bands. Light Up Gold was obviously awesome, but the EP they released last year was equally ripping (The More You Use It is an incredible track). They also slay live.