I dunno. If I was a pilot, I’d initiate a go around simply if I thought I would miss my intended touchdown zone by more than a few plane lengths.

Wow! A ten-wheeled Euro tractor!

To be fair, back in 1998, I didn’t have the internet nor Wikipedia.

Dammit, now I can't remember if the original quote was supposed to be sarcastic or not.

I feel turning down an emergency check-up isn't something you should turn down in the UK, considering you won't get sacked with medical bills.

JFK actually NEEDS half a dozen taxiway bridges just to let road traffic get to its terminals.

That's it.  I'm buying Putin TP now.

This can't not be a bait question.

I'm assuming there's still some ladder frame down where we can't see, assuming it's lived in Cali it's whole life.

Actually, I was thinking about getting an IR stovetop/hotplate.  I hear a lot of things about them cooking better than gas. 

While I, too, don’t think it’s brilliant to get in the back of a garbage truck unless the hydraulics are completely deactivated and locked, I doubt the sanitation workers in that time and place were afforded the best public education...

Egads! If only there was some law that mandated you had to be at least shitfaced before EVEN THINKING about being near a road, millions of lives could’ve been saved!

Wait.....don’t you take the GSP(Garden State Parkway) if you want to experience the Jersey Shore?

Ah, so THAT’S what ripping a bra off someone looks like.

I was pretty damn sure that the headline pic was taken in Mexico, but I’ll take LA, too.

With sidewalls THAT thin, why not just make them solid rubber, at least for your dailies?

You say that like it would be a BAD job to have.

The mods leaving you in the grays is criminal inaction.

Passenger cars never need more than 100lb/ft, so you should’ve actually had the LIGHTEST guy stand on the tire wrench no more than a foot from the lug nut/bolt.

It’s why I tell everyone I voted, even if I fail to show up 5 minutes before my polling place closes because I got distracted by my YouTube playlist.