I totally agree. I have a 19 Golf R. To me it’s as close to a perfect car that there is. If you look at it, It’s not that much more than my sister’s new Rav4 with double the HP and much better handling and interior.

Something Awful produced a wild amount of humor and culture for decades and had a massively outsized influence for a long time. It was a place where I learned a lot about writing, about politics and some other things.

Judgemental jackasses like you are a scourge on the world.

Don’t listen to the other self righteous jerk. People can change and grow to be better. Your perspective is helpful to this conversation.

I’m OK with being called an idiot. I was an idiot. I’m also nearly 11 years sober, which doesn’t invalidate my misdeeds but at least shows that I did, in fact, address my alcoholism.

I am, to my shame, a 2-time loser. And as such, I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that no system exists outside of full automation that can keep drunks from driving while also not screwing over normal, rational drivers at the same time.

Hey man, she’s just a free thinking, rugged individualist who did her own research.

Yeah, I saw later that I missed the “shire.” It’s what comes from growing up near Worcester (woor-ches-ter) Township, PA and now living near Worcester (wuh-ster), MA.

I learned / understood more about Dune in the five minutes it took to read this article than the entirety of the original movie.

These stories always have legs, so that parents can continue to justify taxing their kids’ Trick or Treat bags indiscriminately.

The Egg McMuffin is actually important from several standpoints. It was a transformative development for the company and a major step in America’s increasingly vehicular eating habits. It’s interesting from a culinary standpoint too: a successful intentional effort to make the delectable but messy eggs Benedict both…

Can we all just take a moment to give a moment of thanks that this isn’t a slideshow?

The original Egg McMuffin is the perfect breakfast sandwich. If fact, it’s the best thing at McDonald and it’s not even close.

I saw The Mummy Returns without having seen the original; the things that I remember most about it two decades:

That is some solid wrong reasoning right there.

I was pleasantly surprised at how good of a job he does in Doom Patrol, seems like a real genuine dude too. Hope he’s not in too much pain from all those injuries and surgeries.

Did I shit on your dream of living to 90 as a fun-loving functional alcoholic today?  No?  Please return the favor?

However, if Frank “The Tits” Fritz does come back to the show, he should have to tongue-kiss Mike for a full minute as a show of good faith.

I have minimal interest in the picks that don’t involve Danielle

Not to be bougey, but I’m willing to throw away the savings on the extra 15% of a burrito in order to let them assemble it for me.