Remember, she only won her district because she bullied her opponents to not run against her, and still only earned like 65 percent of the vote

“Permanently suspended” is an oxymoron. 

This ‘persona’ has been around for a very long time. She is an OG of the Qs and has been very public about her idiocy for quite a while, which really speaks to the people who voted for her (after her main opponent dropped out and move away super late in the race). 

No, she really is this dumb.

I also considered misspelling “Idiot”, because that seemed on-brand for her. But it made the message a bit too inscrutable and I realized that by imagining her typos I was giving her way too much space inside my head.

Pretty sure she’s a True Believer.  That’s who the GOP voters want in office now.

Hell yeah. When I first started that show, all I could think was “I can’t believe they created a show like this. It’s fucking ART.” And then they added Aubrey Plaza as a psychic supervillain.

I suspect the ill will was less of a concern as paying OT for workers when it’s a normally slow time.

Get married, have kids, gain in-laws then appreciate being alone.

This is why I, a non-jew, always order Chinese takeout on Christmas. All the lack of stress of not cooking, and no fighting with crowds. 

My dad was an air traffic controller/manager when I was growing up. He frequently  volunteered to work on Christmas because of the Holiday pay. It was grueling having to wait to open presents until he got off his shift, but I do appreciate the sacrifices he made for us(his family).

Indeed they do not.

It’s funny how no one seems to mind places like movie theaters or gas stations being open on Christmas.

Honestly, the idea of eating what I want, watching what I want, napping when I want on Christmas doesn’t seem all that bad!

If they don’t celebrate Christmas, like literally billions of other people, then it’s just another day.  It’s a nice opportunity to taste ethnic food from other countries.

NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES CHRISTIAN HOLIDAYS! 

Sling hash or spend five hours with my increasingly-inebriated relatives? I’ll sling hash, please.

There were many holidays where I was far from home and sitting alone in front of a sad Cornish Hen and a bowl of mashed potatoes sounded way worse than going into work and eating the store bought sugar cookies someone put in the break room.

It is a distinct possibility that some people would rather be working on Christmas, or that they genuinely do not care. I would hope anyone who *wants* to be off is able to be, but I don’t see a problem with letting staff volunteer to work.