“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

This is even more disturbing than the Raiders allowing Jamarcus Russell to play when he was completely healthy.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Can’t

The front offices of sports teams in particular seem to be a breeding ground

San Diego has a football team?

We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

I did notice throughout the 80s that his name never changed from Randy Ready to Randy Actually Playing Every Day.

Been there CC. Been there.

“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

He certainly spent enough time behind the offensive line during that game to qualify as one.

WHAT? Paxton Lynch is a franchise QB. And maybe that Franchise is Arby’s but he’s gonna roast beef and cheese his way into the hearts and arteries of America, just like Arby’s!