Muhammad Smalli

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Jeremy has done a good job building a substantive career in his father’s considerable wake. That’s no small feat.

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Harambe wanted death more than continuing to live in Ohio.

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

“Nobody’s saying Urias is guaranteed to be the next Valenzuela”

106 years of beautiful tradition. That’s 45% of America’s history. We can’t change that now. Do you hate America?

“The wrong way.” - Goose Gossage

French horn and reed instruments are pretty pretentious, Marchman. Breath control is a bourgeois construct.

Fight me.

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

Trumps VP

Wait till you hear her music.

Best Post on Deadspin

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

+1

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

I think you are greatly over estimating the bathing that occurs south of the Mason-Dixon line.

I’m playing in the Dodgeball World Cup this weekend. I’m pretty confident even if we win, my siblings will still find a way to make every tweet about their kids.