This will not get enough attention.

I cannot like this enough

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Samer no views, thereby validating the correct number of folks who should read Samer articles/comments. #hating

#kobe

I’ve been a Kanye West stan since high school.

Marchman,

You’re the one coming to deadspin telling it to grow up.

‘a diamond chain with the Hennessy logo.’

+all the monies

#dickjokes

After I read your comment, I thought to myself, “Man it would be funny if I changed the lyrics to Old Man River in a way which describes how much Austin Rivers (Oh man, Rivers) fucks things up.” Then I saw how long the song was and I said fuck it.

I was sort of going to pitch the Latvian Adonis on similar grounds, but especially because it sounds mildly fruity.

What percentage of deadspin staffers come into work hungover in any given week?

Kobe!

You rang?

The overall stunt is hilarious, but then the font. Its the font that really has me LOL’ing, lolol.

Is it some sort of coincidence that this occurs on the memorial day of the Hiroshima bombing?

I approve of any post with that nod in the end of it, within reason.

I seem to remember that there was rumors of him roiding w the Dodgers. Anyone remember that?

Terrible