‘ Even noted scholar J.R. Smith’

Fuck Bill Simmons

I think its collectively that we grew up. I can remember listening to Jim Rome’s radio show when I was a teenager and I was really into it. I went to college and then I checked in on Jim Rome again and I was amazed at the fact that grown ass men would actually wait on hold to scream their hot takes into a telephone to…

They’re nightmares to read, let alone fact check, lol.

GOD DAMN IT DREW, I KNOW YOU ARE THERE. ANSWER MY QUESTION.

Hi Deadspin,

Point: Bill Simmons is ________.

Fuck Bill Simmons

“It’s a slow burn, pleasant enough before falling off a cliff, like jerking off with ghost peppers.”

You guys should put a like function next to the lead picture and allow for more than one liking because I still haven’t gotten past the picture to actually read what this article is even about.

Whats with Bill Simmons using an alias to post on Deadspin?

That's deep.

Oh, don’t look now but ESPN just posted a puff piece on Paquiao:

LOLOLOLOL god damn... Man, you must have a cast iron stomach... Two chili dogs and yoohoo would only be good for me trying to get out of something like a wedding I don’t want to go to. “Naw baby, I got this stomach ache though...’

If I’m hungover the last thing I want is a stomach ache, lol.

Its simple but so satisfying... lol

Lolololol good work

I dunno Leslie, I would still get at Katy Perry with or without an apple watch. If anything, the fact that she has an apple watch adds to her ‘I’m a dork,’ charm, which works against anyone who doesn’t innately use that as a part of their charm.

Sorry Phillip, I can’t even read your article because I doubt it will be as good as the illustration Sam Woolley dropped on you. LOLOLOL That is too fresh.

I bet fat cat eats whatever it wants, lol