Oooooooooooh look at what a good feminist you are

Tell us more about how you’ve done your life so much better than Cardi B.

can u not

The doctor didn’t sign it as the father, but as the attending physician. That’s just its own special level of surreal.

Well, that brings me to the silver lining of the whole ordeal. My dad has some pretty severe mental issues so I am somewhat glad that we don’t share DNA.

Basically my dad’s family all had done it, and when I submitted mine, my DNA obviously didn’t match with any of theirs. Then I asked my mom and she finally fessed up.

Heck, this is so common Law & Order (the Mothership) did an episode about it way back in 1995!

I had a beloved bunny pillow with pj pocket type stuffed animal, and I called him Fatty.

My daughter went to China when she was 8 and brought back a stuffed panda bear that she called Mr.Chubby (don’t get me started). He went everywhere. We moved cross country two years ago and we know he made it as far as Atlanta. Now he is gone. We’ve looked everywhere. She still misses him at 13 and my husband and I…

That’s bullshit. I still have my brown bear and a white tiger, and they were on my bed until I got married.

50 Cent’s mother was a lesbian as well, and has mentioned in the past that he wasn’t able to understand it as a little kid (before his mom died). He’s also a supporter of marriage and LGBT equality.

Okay then. Jay-z gets gets a second point in my Book of Hova. First was the outstanding: Vol 2: Hard Knock Life and this. That’s it.

I’ve seen enough To Catch A Predator (read: all of them) to answer that it’s a combination of precociousness and power play.

That was actually my fault, sorry! I dismissed his reply to me. There were so many salty men in my notifications this morning. Seriously, more than 10 men trying to mansplain feminism and “the real problems” to me.

People have been. No one particularly cares because he’s preying on WOC.

The weird thing is that he was never even very good at hiding it. I mean, he was banging Aaliyah when she was 14, and married her when she was 15. And it’s not like it was an isolated incident, 15 years ago, either, considering all the other hinky stuff that’s been floating around out there since then.

I’d like to hear what Pence thinks about Trump humping Stormy Daniels bareback while he was married to the mother of his child.

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

I would say that it’s become quite au courant for younger women to call each other “bitch”. The word still means just what it has always meant. Simply because one with whom one is familiar can use the word as a form of address, the perceived meaning if anyone else uses the term is negative. So, if the majority meaning…

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…