The raw reality of firearms in America is that “banning guns” isn’t going to work. Not because it wouldn’t work if we could pull it off (gun control—especially stringent control—has seen significant rates of success in other nations), but because it’s a logistical impossibility. There are more guns than people in this…

Ah yes, when I was a TA responsible for 80 students a semester making just $12,000 a year, I always used to tell myself that it wasn’t about the money. It was about learning and educating in a rigorous academic setting, surrounded by a robust built-in consumer market always ready to explore new ideas while pawing…

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And the only way he doesn't miss with 35 shots is if everyone is within 10 feet and not moving. 

That was only trying to account for the fatalities, he shot 35 people in less than a minute... your proficient Revolutionary era gunman would have needed around 10 minutes just to fire that many rounds with 0 misses.

I hate how much mileage this article gets:

At least nine people were killed and 26 injured
...

I was up in the middle of the night researching mass shooting info, and I was momentarily confused because I saw this and thought it was a typo...

Imagine killing nine and wounding twenty six and it’s only the second worst mass shooting in 24 hours. It’s like when Groucho Marx died the same day as Elvis.

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If you had a disease that killed over 33,000 people a year, the government would take active measures to address that.

Weird you say that because Apropos was actually the ONLY Ancient Greek dude who wasn’t into it.

Apropos of completely nothing, the ancient Greeks idolised and venerated pederasty.

It turns out that the folks who whip up twitter mobs put less effort into calling them back.  A solid percentage probably still don’t realize he was innocent.

Certainly possible, but robbery evading? Not sure why that would’ve been the final straw.

It was tweeted out by activist Shaun King to his more than 1 million followers.

Well, you sound pretty horrible.

Wow. So not only are you apathetic about the death of an innocent man, you went out of your way to let everybody else know how apathetic you are about the death of an innocent man. You know, you could have just left well enough alone. If you didn’t care at all why did you even bother commenting?

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?