Damn, I'd wear a Gimpu suit to receive their first pitch

i'm impressed by the Korean specific puns. i was expecting the same 'ching-chong-ting-tong-ling-long' fried rice dumpling bullshit, but these are refreshing. keep em coming!

[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

Clara Lee made me grow an Incheon or two.

Is it a law that all Korean girls throwing out the first pitch must have a perfect Asan?

So many unknowns with this story. Either this disproves the existence of a higher being, or that higher being might just be a terrible driver. We may never know.

RG3, meet RG 3'n'out

I guess the WWF has never heard of the right to free speech.

Hopefully Gronk's flip has a better result than Josh Brent's.

I don't need a judge or jury to tell me that Clinton Portis' head is seriously fucked up.

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.

You should try reading the post before leaving a comment!

Catching a ball and running into a fence is generally considered a good day in Dayton. Just finish that off with a Marion's pizza, and then it's the best day possible.

UCLA Legends Series - Ed O'Bannon Hand-Signed Legal Documents 8 1/2" x 11"

Devils: [taken over by hockey league]

This is so stupid. Each of the WNBA rookies are allowed to have girls in their rooms

Eddie Lacy would have joined in the fight too, but he doesn't want to give his teammates even more reason to call him Butterbean.

Personally, I liked Brian Cashman's entry:

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Ray! Runner-up! That's like first for you, right?