"But whatever; it's not like Howard the Duck was bad."

And you know what? He was awesome in both.

Warner Bros. has shown that they are indeed that stupid. They're embarrassed by the source material. Doesn't matter how much money this could potentially make them. At the end of the day, they've never seemed too happy about making comic book films.

There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.

Sounds more like Generation X is providing shitty leadership and mentorship.

Reign of Fire, the otherwise execrable dragon movie, has one great scene.

I'm laughing and crying uncontrollably at this one...my...my face hurts and I'm becoming more and more afraid. I hear something outside that sounds faintly like a modem trying to connect to AOL..

My personal favourite *shudders uncontrolably*

solutions's pretty obvious, we just need to find a suitable donor planet:

Hey, if Will Smith can use a Mac PowerBook to upload a virus to an alien mainframe to save the world, you can let this one slide.

Look at her voting history... apart from the fact that she clearly doesn't like most movies of almost any genre... she scores anywhere from 3-12 movies in once day. Every day.

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot!

Come home safely and binge-watch happily when you do.