I guess I’m just masochistic, but I’ve always liked that DQ games make it tough to revive your characters. In most JRPGs, revival is fairly trivial outside of battle, using an item that’s expensive at first and trivial by the halfway point, but in DQ, you need to be CAREFUL. And if someone dies during a boss fight,…

Everyone knows that the only way to play Smash Brothers is Fox only, no items, Final Destination. That’s the only way it was ever intended to be played.

RIP Luigi, 1983-2401

I always assumed the star was a memorial to Mario’s dead brother, tragically killed by Bowser during their last battle. Never forget.

If you ever played a Wario Ware game the cow milking is nothing

Nah they’re both equally weird

How about neither?

Yeah, okay

I can relate because I’m also a Swiss pioneer of medical science who likes chocolate and once turned a man into a cybernetic ninja

So Bones isn’t allowed to fall in love with anyone on the Enterprise because he is the medical officer?

Wait, I’m way behind on my shipping theories: which of them is dating Korra?

‘Shippers, aka, people with too much time on their hands and a severe lack of social skills.