Oh God, I'm so glad you asked.

That's an exceptionally dumb reason to hate someone. I've heard dumb reasons for hating a stranger before. But seriously...

As a white person, let me say, LeBron is the shit.

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

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As a REAL American, I will continue to not care about hockey in any form.

Its hockey. No one saw it. No one cares.

"Stop ice skating and pulling t-shirts when you get mad." - majority of planet earth who don't even care about hockey.