I’ve been to NYC, LA and Chicago. I would definitely rank them in the order they were listed in this column. Chicago is great and LA has the West Coast vibe, but NYC is unlike any city I’ve ever been to. The sleeper on this list is Austin, Texas. Fantastic city. Lots to do. If they could get an NFL or NBA team, I…

I wouldn’t mind seeing a suspension for this shit. Fuck that guy. I was happy to see Bama run up the score though. Fuck USC.

BYU faced some stiff competition last night, but they were able to avoid any boners and come through with a hard-fought victory. Dicks.

As always, fuck the Cardinals. But, in general, it’s September 4th and there are baseball teams that still have TWENTY EIGHT games left to play?!? I know there’s too much money to be left on the table, but shortening the season will ultimately lead to more fans. Part of the NFL appeal is the fact that there are only…

Oh dear Jesus. Just when we thought Cardinals fans couldn’t be more insufferable, can you imagine if they had Tebow on their main roster?

Philly, in general, has made some horrendous moves the last few years. But I can’t call them a loser for this trade. They get a #1 pick for a guy that was going to sit on the bench?

Who knows what Minnesota was thinking, but what an excellent trade for Philly. They somehow turned a guy they didn’t even want into a first-round pick?!?

I was outside with my dogs, then came back inside and saw the exact same thing. I went from thinking “Why in the fuck would Minnesota want Bradford?” to “Why in the fuck did Minnesota give up a first-rounder for Bradford.”

He did. His question was: “Will you please, please watch my shitty show on a shitty network? We’re in the midst of showing how great the company is by taking all of the worst parts of ESPN!”

For the last dozen years, unless your team had Peyton Manning or Tom Brady at the helm, you were going to have bad, non-playoff seasons. The NFL is just like that. There’s going to be a team this year that misses the playoffs and we say, “Holy shit. How did that happen?” With that said, I think the Cardinals are the…

I love the move by Kaep’s PR team. “Publicly show him ignoring Jason Whitlock! That is something everyone can relate to and like!”

There was actually someone of this website that was saying Alabama is not the clear cut favorite to win the conference. And Tennessee was one of the reasons why.

70-62. Still have a shot at the playoffs. But, according to advanced stats, fuck the Cardinals.

I want to talk myself into believing that the Patriots will be 0-4 without Brady to start the year and will fail to make the playoffs. Looking at the schedule, even if they start 0-4, I don’t see 10-2 as unrealistic. But, really, even 0-4 seems unlikely. At Cardinals? OK. 0-1. Then they host three straight games vs…

Wait. Are you saying that a workgroup made up of predominantly old, rich white men are against anything that involves change? AND that those old, rich white men are against anything that supports minorities? Not sure if I buy into THAT.

Apparently “good as hell” means a marquee D-I program with a marquee coach winning their first seven games. Six at home. Those six opponents are Hawaii, UCF, Colorado, Penn State, Wisconsin (fairly legit, but on the second tier of legit programs) and Illinois. Of course, that one road game is versus the heavyweight…

? I think you are disremembering somethings and blantaly ignoring other facts. There is not one clear winner for every conference ever. Favorites? Sure. But clear cut winners, like Oklahoma seems to be? Not often. But even with Oklahoma, predicting they are going to be the best team in the Big 12 is like predicting…

The thing I have never understood: Why in the fuck does anyone call this shit a sport? Are the drivers skilled at what they do? Sure. Cooks are skilled. Carpenters are skilled. Neither of those are sports. Also, if you need to ever find a group of racist, closed-minded people, look at racing fans. They make Donald…

I’m like everyone else. I thought Bayless was insufferable when he first debuted on the national stage. But, ya know what? I actually caught onto his game. He knows he’s full of shit. He knows he’s making shit up to get money. He offers his awful takes with a wink.

Rich, famous dude cheats? Sure. Whatever. I expect that. But sexting with your kid in the pic too? That’s fucking disgusting.