Rex Ryan. Tyrod Taylor. 8-8. And Bills fans are ECSTATIC! That’s all you really need to know to understand why Buffalo sucks.

I’m as much “fuck New England” as anybody else, but holy shit. Yes, the Patriots have been the premier NFL franchise for a decade and a half, but that stat speaks more about how fucking shitty Buffalo usually is.

The Colts are a very intriguing team heading into the 2016 season. Are they still the heavy favorite to win the AFC South? I have to think so. Despite Luck only winning two games (!) during the entire season, they only finished one game back. What I do not understand is retaining Pagano. That “fake punt” was, I truly…

Bat flips are easily the most entertaining aspect of baseball. I want mandatory bat flips. Fuck extra innings. Pick three bat flippers from each side, have the refs be umps, and settle the game that way. Or, pick (whoever the worst two teams are in baseball this year) and, instead of having them play a game in front…

That’s so awful that it’s funny.

For the life of me, I simply can’t grasp why the “leaders” of the NCAA and these colleges are hellbent on stopping Starting QB from making money off of autographs, but Penn State was banned from bowl games for, what, two seasons?!? Has Baylor even been banned?!? It’s just so fucking ridiculous. Finally, fuck Art…

I did not read even one word of the article, but dear jesus god. The woman on the left has an ass sent from the heavens. Wow!

I fucking hate the Lions? Why? Fair question. They always suck and I don’t give a shit about the Bears, Packers or Vikings. Well, the answer is that not one, but two legendary players (Sanders, Megatron) wasted their entire fucking careers in Detroit, and then were left with such a bad taste in their mouth that they…

That guy - whoever the hell he is - must be totally blindsided by the fact that the media runs all sporting events. Plus, ya know, the U.S. has like 300 million more people than Australia.

Outside of Washington, I’m not sure there is a playoff team from last year that is more likely to miss the playoffs this year. They have a lot of nice pieces, but they are missing the most important piece. Bridgewater is an OK QB, but if the Vikings are insistent on sticking with Teddy, they will allow a nice roster…

More like Carson Wince, eh?

God Everyone hates the Cardinals.

This continues to be my favorite thing on the internet. Fuck the Cardinals.

I’ve enjoyed Ortiz’ career. Not in the fact that I like watching him play, because it’s been years and years since I’ve seen that. He’s just an interesting topic of fan psychology. Known PED user. Yet, he’s beloved by the media, who then project that positive image onto fans. Bonds and A-Rod? Maybe not as nice to the…

dfas

Grisham has always been a smug asshole. As a wrestling fan, I’ve seen him for years. (Before you have a hemorrhage, yes, I do know that wrestling is fake. Yes, I do know it’s not real fighting. No, I am not a teenager. No, I do not live in my mother’s basement.) He just comes off an unlikeable.

Most excellent. I must ask, Samer: Do you read the comments on here? Have the “Pssshhhh, I knew this team wasn’t going to make the playoffs. Blah blah blah” group started coming in yet? Ya know, the same group of fans that were stating the Cardinals were a “sleeping giant” and were “going to make the playoffs because…

The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if the NFLPA and the field workers weren’t in cahoots on this one. The players obviously have no desire to play four games before the season even starts. This has generated more media coverage than a game featuring completely random Colts and Packers would have. And, it allows the…

Fuck. I really wanted to watch players I’ve never heard of square off in a completely meaningless exhibition game! Sadly, though, it would have been the best sports program on TV this evening. That’s how awful the summer sports schedule is.

I know it’s cute at first, but can we please stop with the “Ichiro is the hit king” stuff? It’s like the Crying Jordan face. It was funny at first, but people have killed it.