My favorite part is that they don’t realize people are making fun of them when they call them the “best fans in baseball.” They are that fucking stupid that they think it’s genuine and people applaud their obnoxious, condescending bullshit.

Wow! An internet tough guy! To answer your question, I don’t own or play for a team, so the Cardinals have never had anything to do with my team. Now, as I requested earlier, please try to find your dick and fuck yourself.

Do us all a favor and go fuck yourself. Or, in the language of Cardinals fans, go do that thing you do that is the only thing that ever gets you touched.

There are very few things about baseball that a give even one single fuck about. Hearing about the Cardinals losing AND reading their whiny, obese fanbase cry are two of those things, and I applaud Deadspin for this feature.

I’d love to say OKC still has a chance to win. And I hope they do win Game 7. But, I would not bet a single cent on them. I think they have better (worse?) odds of losing by 20 than of winning.

I don’t blame these guys and girls for requesting this shit. If schools/organizations/etc. are that god damn stupid to supply it all, then that’s their fault.

I’m not surprised. There are still pathetic morons that defend Joe Paterno, and all he did was foster an environment where kids were raped. There will always be shitty people that are blind to reality.

Was anyone really writing the Warriors had no shot at this game? I think most expected them to win Game 5 (even if they were strongly hoping against it, like me.) Now, a Game 6 win is what would be surprising.

I will fully admit that Draymond Green is a good basketball player. He’s also a dirty, obnoxious, whiny asshole.

Jesus Christ. I hate morons who blame every game on the refs. At least save that pathetic stuff for a series with a bunch of close games. Three of the five games in this series have been decided by at least 24 points.

Morey’s job has to be in jeopardy. The Rockets have went from a WCF participant to a running joke in 12 months.

Why are so many Warriors fans so fucking annoying? I wish the idiot mentioned in the story above would have gotten his ass kicked by Barkley. Maybe thrown through a glass window. The entire Golden State team, from the owner down, thinks everyone should bow down to them. Steve Kerr is so god damn smug that I wish…

This is what the Thunder should be doing. We all waited for it - whether it be because of injuries, lack of experience, horrible personnel decisions, etc. - but OKC has finally realized that it has two of the best players in the world. And, frankly, there is no one in the entire world that OKC would trade KD or…

Hell, we live in a world where Nascar, poker and bowling are shown on sports networks. It’s hardly like we’re ruining the name of sports by having this considered an “esport.”

This is, by far and away, the best “kid dressed as a pro athlete” thing I’ve ever seen.

I agr....Wait, I just saw someone cross your goddamn lawn!

The part of me that can’t fucking stand Draymond Green definitely wanted him suspended. I’m not sure if there’s ever been a player I disliked more. I’m not sure if I’d root for a member of ISIS or Draymond Green if they played a one on one game. But, as a fan, I always want to see the best players on the court. Green…

I have never gotten into cars driving in circles, but to each their own. I also don’t care for cross-dressing or cocaine, but to each their own. What I don’t get is why the events are covered on sports channels and sports websites. It is not a sport. Skill? Sure. Building a house is also a skill, but not something I…

As an NBA fan, it sucks to see players as talented as Dwight have the mentality of a teenage girl. Doesn’t shoot because he doesn’t want to miss?!? No wonder Kobe hated him. Outside of big men who just dunk, missing just half your shots is considered GREAT. We’re all saying Steph is the best shooter ever and he missed…

No reason to add extra words.