To be fair, I am trying to think of who the hell Kirby Smart is too.

Good Lord. We’ve all been there. Time for nothing else but shitty fast food. But, I mean, a fucking hot dog? The entire purpose of them is to smother them in enough condiments to hide the horrific taste. With that said, I’m sure the margins on these shitty dogs is through the roof.

Thank God the Pelicans are awful! Usually, when a player goes off like Davis did, the game turns into a blowout. And it was versus the Pistons! Before you get too excited and tell me that Detroit is improved, I know that. They are still two games under .500 56 games into an 82 game schedule.

Those guys are getting more playing time than they would in about any other situation. Just as I don’t buy that QBs get better by not playing, I feel the same way about NBA rookies/youngsters. And let’s be real for a minute. That team sucks. I’m not a Lakers fan, but if I were, I would not want a better head coach to…

I wonder if this site will be like Simmons’ old one, where I only ever visited to read his articles and every great once in awhile would catch a Zach Lower article.

Don’t blame the Yankees. Blame all the losers and lowlifes that try to push fake tickets.

The best one, of course, being the Brooklyn Nets.

Scott is the perfect tank coach. Some people try to pretend that real tanking involves trying not to win. No, no. Legit tanking means trading and releasing good players and “giving youngsters a chance to play.” If the coach and players involved purposely throw the game, that’s cheating. Byron is such a head coach…

He actually tried to throw her a couple of yards further, but much like his NFL career, he came up woefully short of expectations.

We laugh, but he is the lead man for a company that generates billions and that draws the biggest TV audiences in history each Super Bowl.

People arguing about Buffalo and Ottawa is like deciding if you want your dick chopped off by a wood chipper or a chainsaw. Neither are desirable, and I hope to never find myself in a position to have to experience either.

As if there weren’t already a million reasons to not live anywhere near Detroit (or Michigan, for that matter,) now the citizens have to pay for a fucking hockey team?!? Hopefully Obama can work out a trade: Michigan and exclusive access to Drake and Justin Bieber in exchange for Vancouver.

Curry may legitimately be the best shooter ever. His dad was a good shooter too, and I guess those genes and constantly being around basketball made him into what he is day. Oh, fuck. That goes against the “underdog” narrative. I mean wow, this guy was born without limbs, and now he’s the greatest fucking player in…

That had to eat at Green’s ego a bit. Kevin fucking Hart tied him in a 3-pt contest. Legitimately tied him. I guess you can go with the theory that Green didn’t put forth full effort, but I doubt that even. You knew he didn’t want to lose to a midget comedian. And it’s shooting wide open shoots. It wasn’t like they…

I’ve been confused as hell for the last 12 hours as to how LaVine won the competition over Gordon, but this makes me forget about that. Classy move to honor a classy man.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. I don’t think Philly’s plan was necessarily bad. Just three seasons ago, they actually tried and finished 34-48. If that’s the record your squad can come up with, why not just clean house and start anew? Nothing is worse than being stuck in the 30-40 win range. Will never…

This is not a #HotTake. I don’t hate Cam. In fact, I love him. One of my favorite athletes playing today. He did not play well last night. Not at all. However, I’m not sure he really ever had a shot versus that D. The Panthers biggest, and really only, weakness was wildly exposed last night. With Benjamin out, they do…

This Broncos D was all-time great. The Panthers were the leading scoring team in the entire league and only mustered 10 points. A fully healthy Patriots team scored 18 points. I know the Steelers were without Antonio Brown, but truth be told, even without Brown, the Steelers have a very deep, talented WR group. And,…

But, I mean, I think that’s how most people understood it to start with.

It feels very dirty to say that.