She still may be horribly unfunny, but everything but her face does look great.

Having the games on NYE is something I will never understand. College football is popular, but it tried an NFL move by saying it will play whatever games it wants whenever it wants and people will watch. Well, no. More than a third of the people who watched last year tuned out this year. And it’s not even liked the…

“Better to watch a bad but interesting team than a mediocre normal one.” I generally agree. But, the Eagles are neither this year. They are a bad, boring team, which is the worst thing any pro franchise can be.

Terrify the AFC?!? They’ve had a good run, but that was against a remarkably awful schedule. The only reason I don’t completely dismiss the Chiefs from making the AFC Title Game is the fact that the conference is just awful. KC could play two straight playoff games vs Brandon Weeden/Brian Hoyer and AJ McCarron.

The “OMG! Osweiler is the best thing ever! I hate Peyton Manning!” thing sort of fizzled out quickly. Reminds me so much of the Manziel/Hoyer dynamic from last. Manning/Manziel are such lightning rods that anything about them becomes sensationalized. Osweiler and Hoyer basked in that glory for a bit. But, at the end…

Pretty surprising that a billion dollar corporation scratched the back of another billion dollar corporation. Of course the movie was edited. I’m a little surprised the movie came out at all.

She seems to be a lot of fun and an overall pleasant person.

Is John Wall preparing for his post-NBA career as a bitter-fuck online commentator? No one gives a fuck about which players are having the best statistical seasons. Fans want to see stars. Irving is a bigger star than Wall. The all-star game is an exhibition. It’s meant for fans to see the stars they want to see. No…

The Seahawks also probably believe that Jeff Fisher is a winning head coach. Today’s win kept Mr. .500 dream to finish .500 alive.

Give Lacy credit. It looked like he was giving effort for the first time this year.

How in the world do these fans have time to come up with all of this dumb shit and attend playoff games? Goodness. It almost seems like the Bills are an awful franchise that draw loser fans.

I really wouldn’t give a shit if Cousins fucked the ball to end the half. He’s been a fantasy football godsend.

One of the better comments I’ve seen on this new Internet thing.

I could not give a shit less about which team won a meaningless bowl game, but why is the play not reviewable?!? What the fuck was the thinking behind that? “Oh, no! We can’t review that! Fans already had to watch a long game. No way we can take two minutes to review a play that determines the entire fucking game!”

I’m not sure if I’d believe the sky was blue if this guy tried to tell me that, but I would not be surprised if most athletes have taken some sort of “bad” substance. And, frankly, I do not give one single fuck. If HGH makes the Peytons, Kobes, Bradys, Jeters and Duncans of the world have a few additional seasons,…

That’s like a physician saying, “Hire me! I can prevent all sorts of ailments and injuries! And I’ve worked with celebrities such as Derrick Rose!”

A very brief “fuck you” by Pitino. What’s new?

Yeah, I’m with you. I think a lot of these comments fall into the category of “bitching just to bitch.” I would have loved to have gotten a similar list from any of my four sisters. Instead, I got “clothes” or “stuff for the kids.” In other words, gift cards it is. The links would be especially helpful. Hell, lists…

Peak Eli time? After weeks of shitting away games in a horrible division, is he going to go Minnesota without the team’s best (only good?) skill position player and win?

I hate these goddamn kids talking about their fancy little fantasy football on this fucking internet fad! I hate everything I don’t participate in and I hate everything that everyone may or may not post on this damn internet fad. Fucking kids! Now, excuse me. I’ve got to go bitch about someone offering me one of those…