Steve Francis is still in his 30s, but looks to be at least 20 years older in almost every pic that is taken of him. Either he is on drugs or his gene pool ages at twice the rate of any other gene pool.

The Browns coach is an idiot that for some reason has little interest in playing players that give his team the best chance to win, but I think Bowe is just done. A team with no WRs just got rid of him. Sure, Alex Smith is hardly known for his passing ability, but Maclin is doing OK with the same QB.

It just makes no sense. I’m not saying induct active players, but nothing Kobe, or any player, is going to do in four years of not playing should impact whether or not they are a HOFer.

Huh? Maybe you didn’t type what you actually meant, but you think his current performance is going to to be a major factor in him being a HOFer?!? I think averaging 16/4/3 in your 20th year is phenomenal.

What a condescending, holier than thou comment.

But, I mean, so what if they did come back and play? Nothing Brett Favre could have done on the field would negate the fact that he had a HOF career with GB.

Never understood the wait time anyway. Kobe won’t be a HOFer next year, but he will be in four years? Uhh, OK. And this first ballot, second ballot shit never made sense either. Either a guy is a HOFer or he is not. If you have to think about it (Unbiasedly. None of this “I hate LeBron,” “I hate Kobe,” or “Brian…

“Atlanta you dumb fuck” is one of my favorite cities.

Stupid technology. AND those damn kids on my lawn! I hate everything!

This is why I say it will still be quite the challenge for GS to break the wins record. The NBA schedule is just unforgiving. Even with their 24-1 start, they’d still have to finish 49-8 to break the record. Impossible? I don’t think so anymore. But likely? No. When you’re on top, you get every team’s “A” game. If…

Cardinals fans are just the absolute worst. And, to make it worse, they are completely oblivious to the fact that everyone’s mocking them with the “Cardinals fans are the best ever!” shit. I would go on, but I know Cardinals fans need to get back to eating hot dogs, getting shitfaced and trying to find their penis.

He didn’t stay in the game?!? What a FUCKING PUSSY! Any other hockey player would have stayed on the fucking ice! Gordie Howe once played a game WHILE GETTING A HEART TRANSPLANT! Are hockey players now as SAWFT as other athletes?

What else does he hate? The fancy internet? Cell phones? Debit cards?

That was a good comment, sir!

I like Shady McCoy. Always have, always will. But, this nonsense about Kelly not wanting black players is ridiculous. What color of skin did the guy that Kelly replaced McCoy with have? Chip Kelly is simply just not a good evaluator of NFL talent.

That is true. But they’ve also failed to win even 20 games each of the last two years, and they are currently on pace for four wins. They’ve won 38 of their last 104 games. 38 wins even mean your team is bad for one season. Let alone for 2.25 seasons.

I still have no problems with what the Sixers have been doing. But, time to make some progress. Sure, Ben Simmons is the best sure-bet prospect since LeBron. But, if Philly strikes out on here, the team has to try to win some games. To me, the team’s drafting has been more offensive than tanking, which is something…

How does Schaub throw a pick-six every single game? I watch a lot of football, and I feel like I rarely see interceptions returned for TDs. But Matty does it every game. Wow.

Fake cops are bad everywhere, but they are just the worst at sporting events. Nothing worse than dropping some cash to watch a game and then having some minimum-wage losers try to show how tough they are.

You are just hilarious. An absolute riot. Do you write your material yourself? I can’t imagine one single person is that clever without help.