Every week I read the funbag at work on lunch and enjoy it.

You know he’s gonna end up spending on it anyway. He will lose that battle all day.

I’d love to see mashed avocado guacamole guy’s recipe for tomato sauce:

Can we get that McClain photoshop contest going again?

but he’s a bargain of ineffectiveness

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

He’s just wheelie tired of being treated like that.

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

Looks like the race war has begun.

[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Two yellows over four games does not equal the same punishment as two yellows in one game. Two yellows over four games does not require your team to play down a person and allows the player to finish the game.

Also, for what it’s worth, the yellow card accumulation rule is consistent with all types of FIFA tournaments.

In terms of meltdown-to-importance ratio, Kevin Borseth’s rant takes the cake.

There fixed. I don’t know the Gawker style guide, but...given the inconsistent of things around here, who knows. But I agree it’s not clear at all who was shot and who was the shooter.

Do announcer/anchor meltdowns count? If so I nominate The Swami.

“Now, this is a disgusting baseball chin.”

Strong.

This type of violence doesn’t happen in other advanced countries.

Nude rugger bowling