It also has the best opening line of any movie, ever: “Are we shooting?”

Did Chris Paul say something mean about his Momma?

Pretty sad when the Biebs is sporting the best wardrobe.

Go on...

Can I defend the indefensible here? Two of those three gifs are tough chances (not the pivot, obviously). I do see that the guy’s glove is weirdly big for a middle infielder, could that be contributing?

Let me interrupt here by pointing out that this is a perfectly graceful, left-handed apology. Take note, Internet.

Because Chris Ballard could write about your Aunt Dorothy and make it worthy of anthologizing.

Tibia or fibula? I’m reading one bone in your story and another in the police report

Came here to say, "Because its the 800, duh." and then read it and Jesus — you wrote the hell out of this article. Well done, Sarah

#LOLMETS

Do it like rugby: the conversion needs to be kicked perpendicular to where the ball crossed the goal line.

WHAT? What about The S&M Man? I think that's filthier

I think people are calling you out not because of the difference of opinions, but because you're insistence upon the belief that your position is right, and hers is "shitty."

The team president and several players approached her in a dining hall - a public, very safe place. "Well, sit down, maybe we can start a dialogue," or, "Good, thanks for coming over, I'd like to tell you why this was so offensive to me," — would be two ways that she could have handled that rather than "reporting"…

As someone who has spent ...gosh, 20+ years playing and coaching rugby, I'll avoid a rash response (other than to point out that Dr. Kilmartin sounds like someone who is a chronic and furtive masturbator) and instead defend the indefensible. Rugby chants — derived from old English sea chanteys — are designed to…

Lawes is a beast, and until recently played alongside another beast, Samu Manoa, professionally for Northampton. Manoa happens to be an American, maybe the best player in the USA. Enjoy!

What if you're almost as smart as Harvard, but better looking, and super entitled to boot? Can you root for UCLA?

When I signed up for the Mag (in 1998), I got a complimentary tee-shirt from ESPN bearing the words, "All-Nude" and some other pithy gibberish.

Wait — you're not accusing Mary Decker Slaney of doping are you? If so, that'd be the first time I've heard that. I'm so jaded that I'm willing to entertain the possibility, but...

You seem bent out of shape by him taking you to task about the gentrification issue, which you're boldly stating THE ARTICLE WASN'T ABOUT.