Great read, Sarah. I met Timmy and Krista last year at Outdoor Retailer and they were just the nicest, most down-t0-earth pro athletes I've ever met. Cute kid, too

Look, second base for the Giants is the functional equivalent of the drummer's gig with Spinal Tap. We had a glorious run of Jeff Kent and RayRay Durham from 1997 to 2008, and since then, it's been a revolving door of bottle cleaners like Emmanuel Burris and Ehire Adrianza. Even the good ones (Freddy Sanchez and…

Sweet data set, though the picture is almost enough to make your case. BTW, seven of the top ten finishers at WS logged their runs on Strava, so if you want to dig even deeper into their splits (some of them are astounding), have at it

Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Who punches a girl, regardless of whether she flailed at him? He BROKE HER JAW. I don't think he should lose his scholarship, because she clearly instigated it, but c'mon really? You'd punch a girl? I call that a pussy move

I suspect you're trolling, but c'mon man — you don't punch a girl. Or another guy if you outweigh them by 55 pounds. A shove and a "fuck you" will suffice

FUCK NOPE I don't care if I'm attached to that building by a steel I-beam up my ass I'm not cavorting around a half mile up outside a glass building

Where's Madison Bumgarner?

So, it'd be 3 goals for Germany if Howard was in goal for Brazil, yeah?

Steal attempt, that's why.

Six years of football, eleven years of rugby, a lot of decades of every sport imaginable and the very worst injury in terms of pain was a broken transverse process. Technically, it's a broken back, but not really destabilizing. Excruciating, and no way I could get back to rugby for a month, but not that dangerous. …

Pretty much always and still my hero

"Anyway, it was great. Best fucking trip I've ever been on."

Wow, time to stop calling Bradley our best player. He has been mistake-prone, inattentive and, worse, playing without fire or fitness. He and Cameron both need to sit down for the rest of the Cup

Don't forget that Lukas V. would also crush everyone here on the bike and in the water; he won the ITU Junior World Championships

Nasty, nasty stuff. But that heat and that delivery = Tommy John surgery in 3...2...1...

I chuckled at the "up to her shoulder pads," but guffawed at this: "...Donald Sterling is suing half of himself, for a bunch of money he doesn't even want." Well done KW

We are witness to the birth of a Washington General

A little baseball-style scuffling won't garner a red card. The instigator(s) in a scuffle will usually catch a yellow card (ten minutes in the sin bin). But if you're caught fully delivering a blow, yeah: red card and dismissed from the game entirely and your team must play the rest of the match down one man.

Not good. Yeah, concussions are real in rugby, and this guy should not have been back on the pitch

Oh, dear Lord. Wiping away tears. Thanks Tom and AJ, for making my day