Those people probably aren’t the folks who are contributing to something like this.

I’d imagine most of the Yankee fans who were actually familiar with Tango’s work probably aren’t the ones you’re thinking of.

Yes. Life is very hard for us straight, white men. Why doesn’t anybody ever think of us?

Even crazier when you consider that Chapman’s release is probably relatively significantly closer to the plate. He’s 6'6" and has a very long stride. I don’t understand how anyone ever makes contact.

I don’t really understand the appeal of the concept. Why is having a physical button preferable to (or even equal to) just ordering on Amazon the normal way?

I don’t really understand the appeal of the concept. Why is having a physical button preferable to (or even equal…

Not calling him Papa Papagiannis was a big missed opportunity.

I’d have to imagine that the helmet catch has to be up there for just about anybody who isn’t a patriots fan. That was a glorious moment for humankind.

They should trade Miller if they can get a haul for him, but shouldn’t really entertain a “fair” trade. He’s insanely valuable and on a very reasonable deal. If you can take advantage of the Cubs/Nats/Rangers/whoever and get them to overpay in the middle of a pennant race (which isn’t that far fetched. Somebody…

This Masked Intruder song sums it up nicely, too:

Ice cream is still delicious on the way back up.

Mac n cheese needs to be higher. No question about it.

Sterling’s voice is great. It’s the words that he uses it to make that are the problem.

I lived in Boston for 9 years and I’d easily rather get hit by a car than ever go back.

Same timing here and for the same reason. Fuck that cowlick.

Candy Corn is easily the worst. Both they and Peeps are inedible, but at least you can make Peeps blow up in the microwave and that’s enough to push them over the top.

Much of it is about umps, his contract, official scorers, other players, and the like.

Ortiz has to be the least self-aware guy in the league. Nobody cries more than he does.