4real??

“Bet your house on it”

“Don’t F with a witch” Ooooooooooh I finally get it!

The corded Animal Ball makes vacuuming less of a chore and gives a certain satisfaction after seeing it vacuum a crapton of dust from the carpet every 2 weeks. I bought it refurb for like $220 last year. The cord is about 2.5x as long as the $25 Bissell I once had so I can easily take care of the stairs. The ball lets…

The corded Animal Ball makes vacuuming less of a chore and gives a certain satisfaction after seeing it vacuum a…

I mean, we can replace “Over 9000" with “3-1 Lead” and suddenly we have a winner.

That, 9/11 and FDR’s legs - absolutely off limits for me. You’re bold.

I got the perfect gif

The running beside the train gif reminds me of Die Hard Arcade’s QTEs.

Alternatively, go find sound clips of the Honda HSV. Too bad it’s not a production car.

The bird was thinking the plane was flying to Newark, CA.

Special features: Exceed Charge and Final Vent!

THAT WILL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

I mean, it’s possible, but you’ll also need to abandon the car the next day due to “BBO”.

Not angry enough.

This article reminds me of a particularly terrifying scene:

Oh how I miss those JFK air traffic controllers. Here’s a classic:

I come to respect Murphy’s Law as I grow older. The Warriors learned of this in 2016 and now it’s the Rocket’s turn.

I learned somewhere that Pikachu is a rat that bit an extension cord.

HEY leave Steve out of this, he is irreplaceable.

They broke his jaw?