1st gear: MIIIISSEEEERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

J.D. Power, don’t touch me.

How genius is it?

This car has 100,000 (one hundred thousand) horsepower:

What about protein stain prevention?

2017: Pffft, Asimo can’t even walk upstairs without falling down! Get it a LifeCall.

OUGI - SHUN GOKU SHAKU

That Flux guy... Is he the same one who said ‘any amount of money?’

This needs more stars

Looks like Asurada from Cyber Formula.

I wonder if he hears any metal crunching sounds, since, you know, the car is so quiet inside?

Flame Hyenard from Megaman X 7 would like to say something:

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I learned it from MadTV’s ronin backinson.

Simply reusing the word “fools” is not nearly as impactful. Try these:

Sees title image, subconscious mind immediately projects:

This car reminds me of that Zorro scene in the Simpsons:

When you said construction site, are you referring to the automotive junkyard? While not exactly surprised, I was like “....is this really happening?” during the climax.