And then there’s this:

Quiet desperation is the English Way.

He got famous by talking out his ass. I’m not surprised he’s sticking with the formula.

The mantra I always try to implant in my fellow passengers’ heads is: “Relax. Relax. Really. Seriously, relax.”

We all get way too wound-up over air travel. I know much of the experience is stressful, inconvenient, vexing, and smelly. But, c’mon - on the grand scale, this is just a few hours of your lifetime, hours…

I’m gonna have to go with the Fiat 500 Abarth/Corvette ZR1, CTS-V, Challenger to Bonneville episode as my regular episode favorite. It was the first one I ever watched waaaay back when I first got engaged and made the decision to sit my ass down and learn about cars in preperation for my entrance into an extremely…

Geeze, I’m shocked the throttle mapping isn’t being manipulated to restrict the power to save fuel, and that this doesn’t happen remotely from engineering. OH WAIT... sure it does... which is why we need BS radio chatter to distract us and make us believe the drivers are actually driving. Several things about Mercedes…

take out the data loggers. want to know your tire wear? look at them. want to know your fuel level? tough, add a fuel pressure gauge. are your brakes overheating? the driver should be able to tell this. adjust your technique or have the team design a more efficient cooling system.

Engine strat 3, strategy 3, pit 37, option option Lewis tango.

Its all just so stupid. When I was a kid I would tape every F1 race...many of which I still have...plus I would wake up at 6:30 am to watch every race.

The shear scale of Operation Overlord and all the loss of life humbles me everytime I think about it.

ftfy.

The important thing to take away from this, is that Bernie Ecclestone is a motherfucker.

Just insult the local soccer team.

Guy Fieri is going to steal this recipe.

I used to eat the red plastic coating that is on those little round Babybel cheeses, thinking it was part of the cheese after peeling off the plastic. My whole life. My wife finally corrected me after seeing me do it.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

Rail is another excellent way to see the country aside from car.

its such an ugly game to watch, but are you telling me that if you were paid millions with access to the facilities and personnel they have, you couldn't make even 60% from the free throw line? just learn how to shoot a freaking free throw

They are pickled. They aren’t sitting “in their own juice,” jalapenos do not produce vinegar and do not brine themselves. This is the same argument as whining about pickles being in a jar. Therefore, this article is wrong.