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I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

Notice how every other building than Trump Tower has 3 “Towers” with the middle one extended. It’s Trump Tower, and 5 hands saying “Fuck You”.

Should have gone with the one breakfast every diner does well: soft scramble, crisp bacon, and chocolate chip pancakes.

This sounds like a good solution but judging only from the last picture, I can’t understand why it is necessary. Please understand that I’ve never seen an Apple laptop and so don’t know the keyboard layout, but that picture shows the up and down arrow keys as a single toggle with a valley in the middle. If I’m seeing

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

It’s not thermistor vs thermometer. Thermistors can be more than accurate enough to get a good temp. Or should we all toss out our fancy ThermaPens that LifeHacker swears we need in the kitchen?

Twilight.

Get out.

Get out.

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Am I the only one whose mind automatically went here?

Scientists say catharsis is good, humans say “no shit, man.”

So many people won’t get this. You deserve better.

The victim, a 69-year-old Kentucky doctor named David Dao, was quickly identified thanks to the reporting of a local Louisville paper, The Courier-Journal, whose editors decided to publish sordid details from Dao’s past, based on publicly available court records.

This. I’m the “Wash your dang legs” person and I’m STILL Team Wash Your Dang Legs.

I think that was an actual plot point on True Blood.

You son of a bitch.

I would be inclined to use the word “to” in there, maybe twice more. Thus:

To my mother, to Ayn Rand, and to God.”