“never gonna give you up..." What the...

Something something heavenly bodies.

There can be should have been only one.

Tintin syndrome, no doubt.

Unfortunately Detrola folded shortly after the war.

If they were concerned with audio quality they wouldn’t have bought Beats

Headlines are hard.

And Selfie Brain Wave Patterns look like this:

Are you intentionally poking fun at Casey Chan with these headlines? If not, this is getting straight-up embarrassing.

Nothing to see here, people! Move along!

Anyone with functioning eyeballs can see the two models in question are very different, in both design and function.

Driv-El.

“I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who’s the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I, not I...”

Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.