I like how the NBA was so proud of their complete victory in the last lockout that this new CBA was so much more fair and now...now that revenues are about to explode, they're like, "whoa, hey there, young buck, that's a whole lotta money. you sure you want all that?" And the players (rightfully) respond with a nice:…

Leasing is the cheapest way to drive a luxury car period..... Here's an actual breakdown from a 2015 Q50

Please?

A great trick for peeling hard boiled eggs is to peel them under running water. Would that work for these as well? Instead of the typical cold water, perhaps you could use warmer water, so the whites don't lose all their warmth?

Serve your soft boiled egg in your ramen and turn your bowl of zero into a bowl of hero.

*Do not send this article.

"Adequate Man" or "Snarky Dipshit Man?"

The articles in which you actually address shit guys should know…those are good.

This is unfunny *and* complete bullshit. It reads as if it was written by someone whose knowledge of "working" comes from watching a television show about a call center.

In most cases, your boss is…

I'm a boss and if a hard-working employee asks me about my kids I will give them an enthusiastic recount of the last hockey tournament... followed by me asking them about something in their outside life. If they are just sucking up, it will be a polite yet very short conversation which ends with me asking how a given…

The lede image for this post is pretty much perfect, because this really should be titled "how to suck up to your terrible boss, if your terrible boss is a static character in a Hollywood comedy."

What works for your fry cooks won't work for everyone.

No one made Jolie do this.

"Canada does not allow you to tip the strippers."

It was the media and the Sox brass who ran Tito out of town. People still love him here. Don't come back you loser.

These assholes already have three rings, and they STILL want your pity for having to root for the Pats back when they were old and shitty.

Even if I didn't care about sports and beer (meaning I'd hate myself), I'd still keep up with those if only for it being a universal small-talk touchstone among men. Like, how can one even climb the corporate ladder without being conversant in those?

I'm a die hard bruins fan, but im also a hockey fan, I respect the referees and the experience that they have. Edwards has made NESN broadcasts of the games unbearable. Older fans who look at the surface of the game enjoy his nonsensical screaming, but the die hards get splitting headaches when he talks.

Do old Fezziwigs. I'll never understand how it is as well received as it is.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.