For a common low stakes poker player such as myself (1-2 NL), playing tournaments is more for fun than for a wise gambling decision.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

He's not working "For Chrysler", he's working "For Himself" at a "Chrysler Plant" and being paid by "Chrysler".

Great work, Jessica. Just next time, I advise against representing your demographic using giant, red periods.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

Warning: the people you meet at church will be the type of people who attend church.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

I see your point. But you've at least tried the stuff and decided it sucked. I still, at almost 30, know people who won't eat just because. Those people are bitches. At the same time though, fuck people who can't appreciate a good, messy pepperoni pizza because it's not artisan or whatever the fuck.

Definitely great info! I'm a hockey goalie and use the isopropyl/water spray mix – and hang everything to dry, after each skate. I can confidently say, I have the best smelling gear in the locker room.

This is the boot-lickingest corporate shilling I've seen in a minute. I hope it's factored into your bonus at Under Armor this year; you've earned it.

ya, but they got fucked up when she started blowin large black dudes

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

I wish I didn't have to say this, but your partner is likely right. Consider that the U.S. Women's Senior Hockey Team, made up of many of the best women's hockey players in the world, has to schedule games against high school boys teams to find competitive exhibitions

Yeah, I won't watch it with him on there.

He's not a pass catching reciever. As soon as the ball is thrown, the linemen can release downfield. He didn't make the initial catch, he took a lateral from an eligible receiver. 100% Legal. Weird, but legal.