What you missed while reading the last Debriefing ever...

@UkraineNotWeak: Damn. Good thing I'm not overwhelmed with work so I can get through this mourning a little quicker.

The NFL is really just protecting all the pasty northerners from the wicked sunburn they'd get in the Arizona desert.

I'm still not sure if this increases or decreases the credibility of Hardball.

@Brazil Thrill: Well done.

@Dieter: @ArkansasFred: And to think, her vote is worth just as much.

Spencer Pratt is already flexing.

@JohnCocktosten: A simple "no" will suffice, I think.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'm pretty sure Zetterburg's been stinking up the WC as well. Goddamn .. um... Detroit bias...

Come on, we all know they aren't really the National champions... They're the Football Bowl Subdivision Champions, get with it. Duh.

*receiver = kick returner....

Was that a blue screen the receiver was in front of there?

We had been wondering what ever happened to Hee-Seop.

@j4pj: Congratulations!

Tom Brennan would like to thank both Coppenrath and Sorrentine, once again, for boosting him into post-coaching employment.

@G Voll the Mole: Oops, I meant @Brazil Thrill: ....

@mickelsonsmanboobs: As much as I love all the puns around here.... haha.

@Brazil Thrill: Boooooooooooooooooo....

@Brazil Thrill: Eh, that's what I meant..

@Brazil Thrill: I think the creators of Verizon commercials would respectfully disagree.