That was like hitting a two-outer on the river. Goddamnit.

Grrr I hate Manny, Manny is evilll.

@ScottVanPeltIsMyHero: Creativity is not a strong suit at this point.

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Kielty is doing a great impression of an android reading this lineup.

@Nationalcoholic: I think he'll have less of an effect doing this than Mendoza had pitching for the Red Sox while he was still on the Yankees' payroll.

Can't say I expected to cowboy up ok, but I did just get a little giddy inside.

And the Manhattan consumption begins ... now.

Damn, now I don't have the shredded arms of Yankee relievers to look forward to anymore.

Odds that this will backfire for Cleveland are approximately 1:100.

Wait, so is she plus-sized or tubby? This must be sorted out, it's an important distinction.

Well, the world will burst into flames, but only for a day or two.

@G Voll the Mole: That said, I don't ever remember anticipating a Celtics' season. I'm giddy.

@supermike4ever: You forgot the part where the entire Garden stood up in racist applause.

@Kid Canada: Start over. I'm a little slow.

we hope this continues to propel the Bison to a BCS title game with South Florida.

@BigTenObsession: FSU, tha U and UF rejects good football players?

@Chief Wahoo: Let's not get all sensitive just because the Christian Science Monitor thinks you should be banned.

Jeter thinks it would be fine if they just stuck to half their face.

@swayzegoescrazy: ...Just as confident as we were with D Lowe.