“Turns out, the finance company won’t approve you if you don’t buy the extended warranty.” Oh yea? The extended warranty company that isn’t affiliated with the finance company in any way but happens to give you a sweet commission for every policy you sell? It’s also illegal to try to force a customer to buy an…

He’s good. He already has a totalled 675.

Strongly disagree. 2003-2009 was about the time that Triumph essentially revived their whole brand by doing exactly what Harley didn’t. The XB9/12 should have been competing with the Street/Speed Triple, and the Ulysses could have carved itself out a nice space in a rapidly growing ADV bike market.

So can people from last week shut up about last weeks “Yo-Magic” commercial being about the residents in Westview? It’s about Wanda. All the commercials are about Wanda. This episode really gives more credence to the fact that the Shark is Agatha (with whoever else) telling Wanda that her magic (powers), hence…

My mom, a strong German who grew up in war-torn Germany, doesn’t take shit from anyone. I learned this early on and can say that I’ve proudly inherited this trait from her myself.

Mine was in 2006, at a Ford dealership in either Burbank or North Hollywood (I forget which). I was tired of dealing with my manual Mazda Protege in LA traffic, and wanted to trade it in on an automatic Focus. They had the car I wanted (ZX3 SE, in black) so we sat down to figure out the deal. I handed the Mazda keys…

Paul Masse Chevrolet. I have no problem calling them out.

I might have missed the window on weaponizing my daughter’s crap explosions, sadly, but I have a FIERCELY geriatric canine that has been having issues with his bowel control.

Errrrrr ...

Panamera still has the coolest deployable spoiler in recent history:

My very first speeding ticket was at night on a winding stretch of road in upstate NY where the you went over a hill around a curve and hill and the limit dropped from 55 to 40. And just before I crested that hill and saw that sign, a car came screaming up behind me with his brights on and started to tailgate.

Oh gods no. That steaming pile was better than Suicide Squad, but so is a slap to the face with a wet fish.  It was bad.

If that is the case I am as well, Seger over Springsteen all day 

As a criminal defense attorney, allow me to state first and foremost that the vast majority of police officers are trained pathological liars and that if one of them tells you so much as the time or the color of the sky you should first mistrust and then verify.

David, in my soon to be 26 years of driving, the only mistakes I have made were buying the vehicles that weren’t Toyotas. I’ll never buy a Ford or Jeep as a daily again. Next month, I will have had the same 1990 Camry since 1995. It turned over 120,000 miles that day on the way home. It currently sits at just under…

There are two solutions.

1. I stop buying cars
2. I get a heated shop with a hoist so I can more easily maintain MORE CARS.

I know this is going to come as a strange concept to you, but this is what some of us would refer to as a “reliable daily driver.” Hear me out for a moment, because I think I may help you see the light...

I think you’re in the right thought process of fix/ flip, the question is - could you actually part with it? Do you have the ability to be that emotionally detached from something you’ve put sweat equity into to then turn around and sell it?

You know what they say in Texas...El Paso.

Is there anyone who DIDN’T have a crush on Winnie Cooper?