That rear end is freaking amazing. This design is just too much of a boring and stale thing.

Way too much of the '05-'14 in that car. Huge disappointment. I was really hoping for something more along the Evos concept. This is just... boring if you ask me and very very very safe.

Not sure I'd want to be anywhere near the water coming out of those buses from the drains.

Nothin wrong with a little Shirtless Manplay til someone smashes the F50.

I truly believe that the only German car manufacturer that has their shit together right now is Audi. They just can't stop winning at everything they attempt.

I've got a couple of older Bimmers. I will never bring myself to buy another new one again. I'd really like to buy a new M3 or M4 but honestly $70,000 for that car is absurd. I picked up a used GTR about a month ago and it's twice the car of that M3 and while it's almost the same price at 4 years old it's still twice…

What year was the 335?

Turkey didn't bomb us on a Sunday afternoon requiring us to bomb them back into the fucking stone age.

Clearly you haven't looked at a new vehicle in several years.

I've also been driving vehicles with Nav since 2005 and not one single time have I had to replace one. Any updates I've ever done could be downloaded over the internet and installed. Now the modern systems have updates by SD card or USB thumb drive. My current company vehicle is updated by satellite.

If you have one in your vehicle you'll get it. I don't like having some stupid ass mounting kit stuck in the windshield of my vehicle or some dumb ass sand bag sitting on my dash with cord coming out of it hanging across my dash.

Standalone units look completely stupid on your dash.

I'm not sure what system you've used but I use mine all the time. It works, and it's updated by satellite, shows traffic conditions, weather radar, forecast etc...

Drawing a mustache on a pic of Vettel.

I ended up here finding this on Jalopnik and all I can say is WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? I could never imagine a scenario where I would want to dress up like a goddamned cartoon and take my driver's license photo. Not to mention that there are sick fucks - I'm talking about the cross dressers - that do…

Or you can do what one of my clients did and buy 2 Ford GT's that are exactly the same spec. One to drive and one to preserve in his collection.

Fuck that traffic light. I'm much too important and self absorbed to pay attention to that shit.

I've been there. Actually a few times. One time stands out in my mind clear as day.

Talk to your insurer. When I had American Express (it's Ameriprise now) I didn't have to show them the odometer. State Farm are very particular. With American Express I had to have the cars inspected because of the aftermarket items and prove that they were recreational.

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