I see that you have stolen my renderings... Aww yeah... Jalopnik... Funk Masta Flex... it's about ta go down!!!

Real wood or not. It's ugly.

Too much engine...not enough truck.

2nd divorce wouldn't be worth it. I'm worth way more than I was during the first one and she got almost everything. It's just "Cheaper to Keep Her"

I agree.

It's just not a good use of all that space.

Well done. I accept.

Funny thing... I actually own an '09 Turbo S. I've been salivating over the Panamera. Problem is it takes $200k to get the one I want and at that point I'd pull the trigger on a Ferrari and simultaneously end up divorced.

I happen to think the X6 is pretty sweet.

It's called breaking your cover. Something any UC isn't going to do for anyone if he's been under long enough.

Again...

Get my ride gassed up bro... I need some tshirts.

4th Gear: They've been trying to do this for 15 years.

Yep. Someone's insurance is going to get raped because this guy was acting like an idiot.

Mr. Hawking... it looks like your car is being delivered as we...um...uh...speak. And spell... I mean you sound like a Speak & Spell... er um.

Ride like a moron.

As Director of Performance... I approve of your driving.

355's or nothing at all. Because Viper says so.

Damn that track was sticky. You could hear it over the freaking engine when he launched.

One thing is for sure, Tesla will find out what the problem is and work on a fix. They're not going to lose steam with their cars over anything.