Not understanding this is the reason you can't write the checks that I can.

Nationwide finally woke up and realized that no one even knows what the company is despite having sponsored Redneck TMZ for several years.

I have 7 cars right now. I looked at an 8th on Monday.

Purchasing also gets me a new car every two years.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!! He's leasing it!!! What a joke! If he's so amazingly rich and important just stroke a check!!! I understand that people have to finance things or lease them to be able to get certain things into their budget.

I fixed that for you...

3rd Gear: The Silverado Is The Best Around

I don't know if they're worse for the environment or not but they make my car run like shit and I get horrible fuel economy all the while I'm helping America's Fucking Corn Farmers one tank at a time.

Awww shit yo... Fuckin Escalade fo life...

The problem with this is excess. There are several alternatives to this that have nearly equal cargo space and passenger space. I do have a problem with the douche clowns that drive these vehicles by themselves, with no family and no boat or trailer to pull because they view it as a status symbol.

LOL ... NASCAR.

That sound makes my sack tingle.

I could name more F1 teams or cars simply because I follow it more. Problem is when you talk to a non-gearhead in the US they typically go... "oh yeah one of those Indy cars" when they see one. They just don't know what "open wheel" cars are and that there's several series of open wheel cars.

My cars never had vertical doors. Yes they had body kits, however running a front bumper that's been wind tunnel tested for better downforce doesn't hurt.

As do I.

I built cars that were booth cars for events like NOPI.

You are what's wrong with car culture. By referring to it as car culture. By idolizing this... shit. By encouraging douchebags to stretch tires and slap pointless shit on their cars.

$146,000 and it's not HELLAFLUSH? It's a VW... it's clearly missing the obligatory pointless bike rack with no bikes and shitty stance. It's coming. You watch.

Apparently you don't know much about the S7. The S7 would shit on just about any Porsche you throw at it. Not bashing Porsche as I own one, just saying. They're one of the most badass cars ever created in a straight line or through the corners.

Can someone just slap NASCAR so fucking hard that it goes away? I'd actually pay for that. It would be the one NASCAR thing that's worth paying for.