guymeurice
Guy Meurice
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Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

2 to 3 a week? Yeah that's fucking because you're horny.

My favorite part of the Beastie Boys song is it means they're canon in the Star Trek universe and thus "Intergalactic" exists. Which references Mr. Spock.

Not bad...but I think I'd rather have the original-

Hat tip for me, yay!

No one suggested it in the QOTD, but I'd say that the Bentley Continental GT deserves to be on this list.

Well said, I take it back.

You were getting error messages because it is an error.

The only thing that can stop a Land Rover Defender:

Sucks for them

The promise of 1,000-mile-tall robot children of all races, ethnicities and religions, striding the Earth's surface hand-in-hand and trampling out humanity's filth once-and-for-all is but a dream deferred. For now.

I would have empathized with his character much more if he actually gave this monologue.

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without

Annie are you Oakley? Annie are you Oakley? Are you Oakley, Annie?

Ignorant racist, if it helps you to change your ways I suggest knowing the facts - this car was photographed by the garage that it was being dropped off for a service, there was simply a sand storm. Underneath the sand is a car in good shape.

yeah, I'm just going to stop you there and say there have been many contributions to civilization by arab peoples in the last 2000 years. Rich douchebags, however, ain't done shit and will continue to do no shit.

I kid, I kid. Back in the day literally every single New Yorker was stabbed at least once. My dad got stabbed growing up in Brooklyn, I'm pretty sure mayoral campaigns were settled with knife fights, and pretty much every time you stepped out of the door you got stabbed. It was a regular occurrence.

Ouch

Perhaps?