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Guy Meurice
guymeurice

"You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most of us fall under the term.

NEEEEERRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!

Long, complicated story short: a king of long ago made a deal letting the government use a bunch of land owned and controlled by the royal family. In return, the king is nominally in charge. If the monarchy were abolished, the Windsors could just say 'POOH ON YOU' and refuse to allow all their lands and property to

Man, must be nice having parents who will buy you a new cow like that. I wrecked my cow as a kid, and I was shit out of luck.

The thing about the Cygnet that's odd is that, they won't sell you one, unless you already own an Aston. Not that it would be a problem in your hypothetical situation, since I'm sure you'd buy at least one OTHER Aston, to qualify you to buy the Cygnet :P

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

Finally. He was awful.

That was nothing short of epic.

you're right, I don't actually floss my teeth.

Only if we had a surplus, which we certainly don't. It's all well and good trying to prolong his life, but it's only because he was a 'celebrity'. If I needed a new liver and the NHS had it documented that I am an alcoholic (or even a recovering alcoholic) they'd laugh me out of the back doors.

This is pretty crazy!
Though, I was talking about color in general.

bahahahahah. Ok, I'm dying from the comment. Hearing it with the Australian/somewhat Rhodesian accent this guy had in my head is only making it better.

I want to hear more about this, but only if Hannah Dawkins is involved.

Right. She is the queen, not the Secretary of State or the President, who are employees of the sovereign nation. She would be more comparable to the United States itself than to its president or secretary.

Hey, even Yo-Yo Ma was rocking out.

He's got the authority to make sure no passenger might compromise the safety of the flight. How the fuck will a teenage girl with a not recommended choice of legwear compromise the safety of the flight? Her lack of actual pants will make the plane crash due to weight being under the limit?

No, I wouldn't put it on YouTube. I'd just do it to see the reactions of the people on the elevator at school. Because I have a sense of humor. Also, I'm well aware of who you meant by "them." I appreciate io9 sharing these items. If you don't like them, don't look at them.

Please don't presume to speak on behalf of all io9 readers. Some of us were amused by this and can't wait to do it themselves.