The thing about the Cygnet that's odd is that, they won't sell you one, unless you already own an Aston. Not that it would be a problem in your hypothetical situation, since I'm sure you'd buy at least one OTHER Aston, to qualify you to buy the Cygnet :P

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

Finally. He was awful.

That was nothing short of epic.

you're right, I don't actually floss my teeth.

Only if we had a surplus, which we certainly don't. It's all well and good trying to prolong his life, but it's only because he was a 'celebrity'. If I needed a new liver and the NHS had it documented that I am an alcoholic (or even a recovering alcoholic) they'd laugh me out of the back doors.

This is pretty crazy!
Though, I was talking about color in general.

bahahahahah. Ok, I'm dying from the comment. Hearing it with the Australian/somewhat Rhodesian accent this guy had in my head is only making it better.

I want to hear more about this, but only if Hannah Dawkins is involved.

Right. She is the queen, not the Secretary of State or the President, who are employees of the sovereign nation. She would be more comparable to the United States itself than to its president or secretary.

Hey, even Yo-Yo Ma was rocking out.

He's got the authority to make sure no passenger might compromise the safety of the flight. How the fuck will a teenage girl with a not recommended choice of legwear compromise the safety of the flight? Her lack of actual pants will make the plane crash due to weight being under the limit?

Well, it's not as if they sell 'em at WalMart. You do have to dig a little. :) Thanks to my dad, I started attending the Highland Games in my state, which led me to finding some great bands like Albannach (pipes and drumming that'll rip your head off!) from Scotland, and Brother (drums, pipes and a didgeridoo) from…

Dear Debbie. Can I call you Debbie? As in Downer? Chill out. I'm a great dad. The chasm between watching a video on the internet (that already happened) and how we instruct our own children (in whom we have a vested interest) is infinitely vast.

I'd be crying too if I had to wear that red band just to hold up my giant, misshapen ears.

I guess what I'm trying to say is some people are dicks no matter what mode of transport they use. Shit. I've solved it. SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE, I'VE SOLVED EVERYTHING.

As a Russian I'm sure you would. Too bad you're just plain extraordinarily statistically wrong. http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/19/dan…

"didn't realize how far the wood would shoot."

Seriously, that's the only thing that seems to be not clear here. I offroad in my Jeep with my kids and wife quite often (as do thousands of people every weekend). It's pretty risky, yes, but I'm quite experienced and I don't go on illegal trails, and my kids are strapped in TIGHT...

What? The Ultima is a kit-car homage to Group C and hasn't been seriously developed as a product platform in years; they like it the way it is and that's good for them, but it's built by a company that only makes one car. The Radical is built by a company that has contested the 24 Heures du Mans five times and held…