Dear Debbie. Can I call you Debbie? As in Downer? Chill out. I'm a great dad. The chasm between watching a video on the internet (that already happened) and how we instruct our own children (in whom we have a vested interest) is infinitely vast.

I'd be crying too if I had to wear that red band just to hold up my giant, misshapen ears.

I guess what I'm trying to say is some people are dicks no matter what mode of transport they use. Shit. I've solved it. SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE, I'VE SOLVED EVERYTHING.

As a Russian I'm sure you would. Too bad you're just plain extraordinarily statistically wrong. http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/19/dan…

"didn't realize how far the wood would shoot."

Seriously, that's the only thing that seems to be not clear here. I offroad in my Jeep with my kids and wife quite often (as do thousands of people every weekend). It's pretty risky, yes, but I'm quite experienced and I don't go on illegal trails, and my kids are strapped in TIGHT...

What? The Ultima is a kit-car homage to Group C and hasn't been seriously developed as a product platform in years; they like it the way it is and that's good for them, but it's built by a company that only makes one car. The Radical is built by a company that has contested the 24 Heures du Mans five times and held…

Will you write a tell-all about this Q&A session?

But rewriting Australian history is a bootable offense!

In Russia we would have dash cam footage filled with fucks not being given. It would be awesome.

Guy, you're almost right. It's a common misconception by motorists used against cyclists - like in this case by an ignorant driver, to have a go at cyclists for taking up space on roads that motorists think they own because they pay for them. There is no such thing as "road tax". Vehicle tax was introduced in 1888 and…

Did you actually look at the thing?

Oh deer, that's going to cost big bucks to fix.

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They must be doing it to keep up the number of views on their youtube videos. THINK OF ALL THE SUBSCRIBERS AND LIKES AUSTRALIA WOULD LOSE

Here's a shot of my OH SON OF A BITCH COME ON GUYS

I'm very stoked you got your baby back Torch, and happy to be a link in the chain that got you there. It was the first hill I picked, and the first neighborhood. I just looked for streets that seemed like the same vantage point to the hill, and there was that green house popping out. I was totally shocked when I…

I think if you locked yourself out of a Rolls Royce, you'd simply tap on the window and ask the driver to open the door.