I'm using this.

Posted this to Oppo this morning, I'm glad they took it as seriously as they did.

"Bitch, I want ice cream for breakfast!"

No no no no, it needs to be 1234!

People died fighting that war. The war started by Argentina.

I had to fire my butt-man. I couldn't afford him in this financial climate...

Refuting your post? Cheers, but you have to take some credit, you didn't make it difficult.

"so many young argentines were lost as GB battled for its last shreds of imperialist relevancy."

Er, Cybertron?

AMAZING. I have a motor just like that sitting at home in need of something to turn. Looks like this is how I'll be getting round Le Mans next year!

Speaking as someone from the UK, I wouldn't trust these signs at all. What happens if I park there and the sign changes? I'm not to know that the conditions will change, as the sign didn't have all the week's parking conditions visible at all times.

unfuckwithable is now my favourite word.

Guardian is covering it.

Pervert.

Yeah, but they also claim that it was fired from both Washington and London at the same time, and contained numerous foreign spies.

Oh no, as you can see in the video the word 'SLOW' means something completely different. It's actually old english for 'Ride like a twat'.

People are pretty shit at driving, we can all agree on that!

When I was riding (I don't anymore because I hit a badger at 60mph) there were countless times when people nearly pulled out on me or didn't give me enough space. There were quite a few times when people didn't give me enough room to manoeuvre, and a handful when they actively blocked my path. They behave like this…

Even bigger mistake was doing it over solid white lines, which in the UK (or wherever our highway code is used) mean NO OVERTAKING.

No, idiots like this make bikers look bad, which makes people care less about them, which makes riding more dangerous.