unfuckwithable is now my favourite word.

Guardian is covering it.

Pervert.

Yeah, but they also claim that it was fired from both Washington and London at the same time, and contained numerous foreign spies.

Oh no, as you can see in the video the word 'SLOW' means something completely different. It's actually old english for 'Ride like a twat'.

People are pretty shit at driving, we can all agree on that!

When I was riding (I don't anymore because I hit a badger at 60mph) there were countless times when people nearly pulled out on me or didn't give me enough space. There were quite a few times when people didn't give me enough room to manoeuvre, and a handful when they actively blocked my path. They behave like this…

Even bigger mistake was doing it over solid white lines, which in the UK (or wherever our highway code is used) mean NO OVERTAKING.

No, idiots like this make bikers look bad, which makes people care less about them, which makes riding more dangerous.

Meh meh meh! The frame has gone!

"7. DRIVERS - if you see a bike passing by, just give them some room. Why make it difficult?"

'Oi! Fatty! Run!'

Those women SUCK at cleaning cars. I'm fairly certain you have to sponge down the car.

This one can fly a pre-programmed set of GPS co-ordinates.

The DJI Phantom can do that. You can pre-program a GPS route and let it do it's thing, so it could be used as a drone.

No, I got the point. I got the point perfectly. You're saying to Johnny Sea Level up there that the idea of them being dropped from 12,000ft is absurd. With you there.

I love that aim is the issue you have here, rather than safety of the fish, though I suppose that ship sailed somewhere between "We need to re-stock this lake" and "Doesn't your mate Dave have a spare Aeroplane"!

Well well well, we knew you'd come crawling back eventually! It's only taken 238 years, but better late than never!

There's this thing near me;

That would be fantastic. "I'm sorry, sir, but we're here to remove your car. It says here you're too much of a douchebag on the internet?"